FANG review

Fang by James Patterson


My rating: 3 of 5 stars
Okay, personally, due to MAX and The Final Warning, I'm not really sure if I should go out and buy this. The series kind of went downhill starting with The Final Warning. Okay, Max is supposed to save the world. Good plot.

Now Max has to save the world and stop global warming!

James Patterson is just piling everything on. Seriously, SAVE IT FOR ANOTHER SERIES. Those two ideas are very good ideas, but put together, it's just a little too much. I really hope this will be worth reading, because I'm checking my library every single day to see if they've started the pre-ordering so I can be first on the reserve list. XD

Now, is down (sorry, listening to music) time for the actual review. I'm not actually done, but I shall be done with it soon. Very soon. *laughs evilly*

*coughs* Forget that ever happened.

Ahh. I loved this book and I hated it.


**Spoilers ahead, maybe**

Pros:

-It was funny
-It made me love Iggy even more (:3)
-It made me, basically, heartbroken
-Okay conflict... I guess. .-.
-The Fang stuff in the end XD

Cons:

-Plotless. PLOTLESS PLOTLESS PLOTLESS. I do not get it. At. All.
-Focusing too much on romance, not enough on the entire saving the world/global warming thing. But really, who gives a crap when Max and Fang can be together? *rolls eyes*
-Dylan: he's one of those annoying, invincible characters. Dude, are you flawed? Because if he is, I don't like him. He's too superior to others, even though he acts like he's not.
-Fang. Ahh, why'd he have to go? Why? I would've cried if I were a crierer. Er. God, Max is going to go all "Bella Swan" and mope. Max would be like an empty shell if Fang were gone; it would be like losing her other half. *cough* Not Dylan *cough* I'm sorry. I have a sore throat. ._.
-The every chapter changing POV. What's up with that?
-Wait. Why is Max's hair color always changing?!? First it's strawberry blond, then blond, then brown... ._. WTF.

Ooh, dang. This sounds like I totally hated this. But the truth is, I didn't. It wasn't that horrible. Just... I don't know. It wasn't well written, but I still liked it, if you know what I mean. Ookay, discussion time on the stuffs.

Wait, no. I must do my English homework and shower first. *shall edit in like, 20 minutes*

Okay. Discussion time!

1.) Angel:

She seems evil, she seems not evil. What's up with that? I truly think that she was corrupted when she was kidnapped in the first book. But I hope that she turns good, she's just so sweet. :3 Anyways, one other thing is, Max keeps trying to side with her even though she knows that she's evil at times. Oh, Max. *makes tsk tsk sound*

2.) The School:

Okay, Max mentioned that the line of schools was wiped out. When did this happen...? If you know, comment. Because I'm confused.

3.) The scientists:

Every. Single. Book. Every single book, there is a new scientist. Why can't James Patterson just stick to the good ol' Whitecoats? What the crap, now there's Mr. Chu, Mr. I-Don't-Know-His-Name, Mr. Weird-Accent-Dude, and Mr. Brain-on-a-Stick-or-something-I-Don't-Remember. And the worst part is, they're like, all the same. Pick an evil villain, Patterson. You have tons.

4.) Mr. Chu:

I'm so confused. His real name is Robert, and he's a freak? *pokes comment box* Reply to my question, please, because I have no idea.

5.) FANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG:

Oh my god oh my god oh my god. Fang! *mopes* I could not believe that he left. That's just not right. AT ALL. Well, at least he didn't die. But oh my gosh, we was just really heartfelt in that letter, and I couldn't believe everything that he said. Even though his personality has definitely changed since Max and Fang got together in MAX (dude, that doesn't sound right...), he's been more talkative and everything. But this is a COMPLETELY different side of Fang. I like it... I think.

**SPOILERS OVER**

In all, it was an okay book. Okay enough to read. Not good enough to buy and waste your money.

Unless you are really in love with this series and don't notice the flaws sometimes. Then you should buy it. :)

One last comment: IGGY IS MINE. MINE.

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