LOTION.

I HAVE LIKE, LOTION NEXT TO ME.

IT'S EPIC.

*pokes lotion*

*watches it fall over*

OH.

OH. I HAVE A SMALL STORY TO TELL YOU.

AND I THINK IT WOULD BE BEST EXPRESSED... IN PLAY.

Cast: Jenn and Hana


Narrator: Hana and Jenn are sitting at the lunch table. Jenn is having trouble opening her banana.

Jenn: Hana, can you help me open this?

Hana: Sure!

Narrator: Hana proceeds to take the banana and smash it against the table. She returns it to Jenn.

Jenn: Thanks!

Narrator: Jenn opens the banana with ease.

Jenn: Oh, look! I see the dent!

TRUE. STORY. >:D