HEY EVERYONE!

OMG, SO, I'M GONNA TALK ABOUT CHICAGO THIS WINTER.

THE FOOD, ACTUALLY. OKAY, SO FOR THE BREAKFAST OPTIONS EVERY FREAKING DAY, IT'S THIS.

PICK ONE:

Milk
Juice
Water
Coffee

UM, JUICE. WHAAT? WHAT KIND OF JUICE? APPLE JUICE? PICKLE JUICE? OR THAT CRAP THAT GOES IN THE TOILET WHEN YOU ERM... GO? AND FOR THE COFFEE, IS IT LIKE, BLACK OR SOMETHING? AND WHAT KIND OF MILK? DO THEY HAVE SOY MILK? BECAUSE I DON'T DRINK REGULAR MILK. REGULAR MILK IS FOR NUBS. (HEH. NO OFFENSE, ANYONE.)



FOOD:


Pick one:



Plain Bagel
Bacon and Egg & Cheese Croissant
Egg & Cheese Croissant
Ham & Cheese Croissant


YO, SERIOUSLY, WHAT ABOUT NORMAL FOOD, LIKE CEREAL OR SOMETHING? AND SERIOUSLY, IS THE BAGEL TOASTED? BECAUSE, IF IT WASN'T TOASTED, THAT WOULD BE AWFUL. AND WHAT'S WITH ALL THE CROISSANTS? WHAT ABOUT LIKE, EGGS AND BACON, OR GREEN EGGS AND HAM- OKAY, I'M JUST HAVING DR. SUESS MOMENTS NOW. BUT SERIOUSLY. NO FRENCH TOAST, NOTHING? JUST CROISSANTS? I HAVE THE FEELING OF RACISM HERE. PSH. FRENCH PEOPLE. (JK, JK, I REALLY MEANT COMMUNISTS.)


AND THE EXTRA OPTION: "You may choose one"


Whole Fruit
Blueberry Scone
Banana Nut Muffin
Fruit Cup


WHAT FRUIT CUP? IS IT FROZEN? AND SERIOUSLY, WHOLE FRUIT. WHAT KIND OF FRUIT? BY WHOLE DO YOU MEAN THE WHOLE THING? LIKE, WHAT IF I WANTED A WATERMELON? I MEAN, I CAN'T EVEN EAT THAT MUCH FOOD IN ONE MEAL. AND THE "BLUBERRY SCONE". WHAT THE FUDGE (which, by the way, I'm craving right now) IS THAT? AND THE BANANA NUT MUFFIN... WELL, I WANT TO PICK ON IT, BUT IT'S PERFECT. >.<


OKAY, LUNCH. 


Drinks:


Water
Soda (Pepsi, Diet Pepsie, Sierra Mist)
Milk

OKAY, AS I SAID, I DON'T DRINK MILK. SO THAT'S OUT OF THE QUESTION. AND WATER, JUST GET SOME FREAKING WATER BOTTLE AND FILL IT UP AT THE HOTEL. (WHICH, BY THE WAY, IS A FOUR STAR HOTEL NAMED THE SHEARTON OR SOMETHING.) AND SODA. SERIOUSLY, PEPSI AND DIET PEPSIE... WEIRD. I THINK I'LL JUST HAVE SIERRA MIST THE WHOLE TIME. >.< MAYBE WATER THE FIRST DAY. 


Food: 


Market Cobb Salad
Chicken Caesar Salad
Tuna Nicoise (veggies) Salad
Greek Salad
Roasted Turkey Sandwich
Portabella Sandwich
Tuna Panini Sandwich
Chicken Chipotle Sandwich
Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich


I DON'T REALLY HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS FOOD, BUT SERIOUSLY, PB & J? JUST MAKE THAT AT YOUR HOUSE. OTHER THAN THAT, WHAT THE SHIZ IS A MARKET COBB SALAD? XD


DINNER:


First night: Build your own Burger


Beef
Veggie


WELL, DUH, I'M GOING WITH VEGGIE. I HATE BURGERS. WELL, NOT HATE, MORE DISLIKE. XD


Drink:

Soda (Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Sierra Mist)
Water


UM... SODA, PLEASE.


Second Night: At Giordano's


Pizza (variety)
Pasta w/ meat or marinara sauce


Drinks:


Coke Products
Water


YESH, COKE?! TOTALLYYYY! I MEAN, I'LL GET TIRED OF THE SIERRA MIST. WAIT... REMIND ME THE COKE STUFF BESIDES DIET COKE, REGULAR, AND SPRITE. XD


Day Three Dinner: TBA


OKAY, NO, NO TBA. I DON'T WANT TO WAIT. XD


WELL, THAT'S IT. THAT WAS AN INCREDIBLY LONG POST, BUT WHATEVER. OKAY, TTYL!