AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WELL, I FOUND THIS OUT A WHILE AGO, BUT I FORGOT TO BLOG IT...



GUESS WHO'S DIRECTING THE MAXIMUM RIDE MOVIE??!?!






WAIT FOR IT....

















CATHERINE HARDWICKE.


IF YOU HAVE NO FRICKIN' IDEA WHO SHE IS, SHE'S THE WOMAN THAT MADE AN ALREADY RUINED BOOK WORSE.


AND IF YOU STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT, I'LL SAY, WELL, MORE TYPE, ONE WORD.



TWILIGHT. I CAN TELL SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "OH, BUT I LOVE TWILIGHT!" BUT I THINK IT'S THE WORST BOOK IN THE WORLD. GOT IT?


SO ANYWAY, SHE'S DIRECTING THE MAX. RIDE MOVIE, WHICH I THINK IS ONE OF THE BEST BOOKS IN THE WORLD.


AND SHE'S GONNA RUIN IT.


AND GUESS WHO THEY'RE THINKING OF CASTING AS FANG AND MAX?


YUP, YOU GUESSED IT.


KRISTEN STEWART AND ROBERT PATTISON.


AND NOW, I BEGIN TO RANT.


OKAY, WHATEVER, PATTERSON SOLD THE FILM RIGHTS. WHO CARES,  BLAH BLAH BLAH, I'D LOVE TO SEE IT AS A MOVIE! SO ANYWAY, HOW COULD THAT FREAKIN' WOMAN CA- I CAN'T SAY HER NAME TWICE IN ONE BLOG, THAT'S LIKE, A SIN. SO ANYWAY, SHE MADE TWILIGHT AND I WAS LAUGHING THE ENTIRE TIME, AND THE INSIDE OF MY HEAD SCREAMING, "NOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOO! WHY AM I WATCHING THIS?!?!?!!" AND YEAH, SO THAT HAPPENED. I MEAN, AND ROBERT PATTISON AS FANG? HE DOESN'T HAVE THE LOOKS! HE CAN'T BE A DARK, SILENT DUDE! WHY WOULD HE BE GOOD AS FANG? GIVE ME 3 GOOD REASONS! AND SERIOUSLY, KRISTEN STEWART? SHE CAN'T BE MAX! SHE CAN'T BE LIKE HER! *pant pant* I THINK THAT'S IT, I'LL RANT MORE LATER. CYA!


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