MY ACOMPLISHMENT OF THE DAY.

TODAY, I ACIDENTALLY OPENED WINDOWS PLAYER. NOW, YOU KNOW HOW THE BOX IS SMALLER THAN A WEB BROWSER?

WELL, I PRESSED THE RIGHT EXIT BUTTON, WHERAS I USUALLY PRESS THE EXIT BUTTON FOR THE WEB BROWSER.

:D

We need...

We need a new president.

Snuggies are taking over the world, and Obama isn't doing anything about it.

._.

A Tribute to Athena

If you read Athena's blog (you should. XD), you now know that her family has gotten a snuggie.

Pray that she stays safe and President Snow won't come, blow her up, and then hug the snuggies.

Let us have a moment of silence.

NUUUUUUUUU.

SNUGGIES, ATHENA?

SNUGGIES?

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

*PAT PAT*

STAY ALIVE.

*SNIFF*

uM.

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This is NINA~

Hey people that are viewing Jenn's blog. I have made something for her birthday... tomorrow...

PURTY NEW LAYOUT!

:3

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCEEEEE!

OKAY, I HAVE FINALLY STARTED WATCHING SYTYCD. THANK YOU, FOX, FOR CHANGING IT TO TUESDAYS SO I CAN SPEND 2 HOURS WHERE I SHOULD REALLY BE DOING HOMEWORK WATCHING MY FAVORITE TV SHOW EVER!

OKAY, SO I WAS CHECKING THE SITE, AND I GOT REALLY SAD WHEN PAULINE AND PETER GOT ELIMINATED. ):

SO OFFICIALLY, MY FAVORITE DANCERS ARE JAKOB AND MOLLEE. MOLLEE REMINDS ME SO MUCH OF RANDI, THEY'RE JUST BOTH SO SWEET, AND JAKOB IS JUST PLAIN AWESOME.

I CAN'T WAIT FOR THEM TO (HOPEFULLY) BE PAIRED TOGETHER FOR SOMETHING. :)

OKAY. THAT'S IT. BYE!

HI EVERYBODY!

JENN: HULLO THUR!

IT'S JENN!

STEFAN: AND STEFAN!

JENN: ._.

THAT WAS SO NOT PLANNED.

STEFAN: RIGHT....

JENN: DARN RIGHT IT'S CORRECT.

:D

STEFAN: I CONCUR...ANYWAYS, I LOST MY NUTS..CAN'T SEEM TO FIND THEM...

JENN: ... O.o

KTHXBI.

*waves*

YOU THINK MY POSTS ARE BORING, NINA??!

OF COURSE MY POSTS ARE BORING, YOU IDIOT!

THEY ALL ARE! DU-

OH MY GOSH! IT'S CARL THE LLAMA!

*silence*

WELL, THEN.

DOES ANYONE HAVE A POTATO OR SOMETHING?

HAI!

HAI! THIS IS NINA! I HAS ACCEPTED! I NOW WILL BE A MOD FOR JENN'S BLOG! :)

._.

MY LIFE HAS SUDDENLY BECOME BORING AGAIN. YES, I STILL HAVE SWINE FLU. BUT MY LIFE IS BORING NOW.

.-.

I NEED A POTATO.

Potato?

POTATO.

WHY, HULLO, EVERYBODY.

DO YOU HAVE A POTATO?

*silence*

POTATO.

:D

*headdesk*

WELL, ACCORDING TO MY DOCTOR, I HAVE SWINE FLU.

I'M NOT SURPRISED. MY TEMPERATURE IS LIKE, 102.5...

>.<

Hi!

WELL, MY FRIENDS...

I HAVE FINALLY GOTTEN A PLAYLIST. JUST SAYING, IT'S AUTO PLAY.

SO IF YOU DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO LADY GAGA, BRITNEY SPEARS, KELLY CLARKSON, THE FRAY, BOOM BOOM POW, AND OWL CITY CRAP....

TURN YOUR SOUND OFF BEFORE VISITING.

:D

I HAVE FOUND MY... CATCHING FIRE REVIEW.

READ ONLY IF YOU HAVE READ CATCHING FIRE...

XD

Catching Fire by Suzanne Collins


My rating: 5 of 5 stars
Can I say TOTALLY AWESOME!?!?!

I was begging my dad to take me to the bookstore yesterday to read this. And I got it. (There was a coupon! :3)

This book had so many parts you would never think of, and it totally rocked. Hello? Surprise? You there? It's Jenn.

So yeah, I mean, Katniss back in the games? I mean, wow, I was pretty much gaping when I read that part.
District 12 being bombed? I was like, just screaming a few minutes ago in my head. And that being the book ending? Uh, hello? Suspense? ...

He's not home.

Yeah, so anyways, I'm gonna attempt to talk about the book.

I really like the secritiveness(sp?) of the plot, with Katniss and Peeta not really being in danger. The whole clock thing, I was like, "Wow, that's awesome!" Again, I said, I was gaping. I had no idea. Usually, I can guess what's going to happen in a book, and half of the time, I'm right. Yeah. I didn't get anything right at all besides "Katniss is gonna live!" I really hope that Cinna's alive, cuz he's pretty cool, I have to say. [: If Peeta isn't alive, I'll be hysterical cuz that means that Katniss is gonna go all "Bella Swan" and go crazy cuz Peeta's dead, and she wouldn't be my favorite character anymore. Though, still, I think that Katniss would be better with Gale, they have more in common, and it's the whole "boy next door" thing that I hate, because the characters are too stupid to notice that they like each other, but Katniss and Gale are more like, they know.

I found the beginning very sad, with the whole whipping thing, and that stuff. When they first announced that, I wasn't so surprised, but with Darius and the new Peacekeeper, I was amazed, and was so sorry for Gale and the other people even though they're imaginary...

Now, Katniss going back in the games, I loved that, I mean, the whole reason I picked up the books, it was cuz they were fighting to the death.

I. Love. Violent. Books.

Can't you tell?

Well, whatever. I wonder when the next book's gonna come out...

I think I'll just sleep till then.

*sigh*

8th time (I know, sad) reading it:

Holy crap. This book is less awesome by a teensy bit the second time you read it, but still totally amazing. Fast paced, exciting, I can't help but read it once more. Sure, I know what's gonna happen. Sure, I know what everyone's going to say. But that doesn't stop me from getting goosebumps when the man in 11 was shot, when Gale was whipped, when Peeta died for a few minutes, when Mags walked to her own death, when Gale says that he loves Katniss (well, actually, I just realized that this time... XD). Seriously, if someone can read a book 8 times and still not be bored, it's a book worth reading. Now that I've read it for the eighth time, I'm just depressed that the series is going to end next year.

At least I still have the movies to look forward to. *shrugs*

8th time update:

Okay, so I just finished it like, um, two minutes ago. >.< Well, that's not the point. So, I'm trying to figure out stuff, like who's dead. I personally think that Chaff and Brutus are dead, since there were two gunshots, and 8 people left. So, Katniss, Finnick, and Beetee are going to District 13. Can't be them. Peeta, Johanna, and Enboria are in the Capitol, alive or not, they didn't die in the arena. That leaves Brutus and Chaff. So, personally, those are the ones I think are dead. Now, onto Katniss. "'Like bait?' I say to the ceiling. 'Like how they'll use Annie for bait, Finnick?'" Really, the girl's awesome, but seriously, Katniss. That's just hurtful, something she'll regret saying when Annie dies and then Finnick (who, by the way, is awesome) goes all "Bella" on everyone and... Yeah. >.< So Where was I? Oh, right, I mean, that was deep, cruel, OMG, I can't even begin to explain it. So where was I? Right. Okay, so I think I'll talk about Wiress right now. Her death was really sad to me, because I found her really sweet, and when Gloss killed her, I mean, the minute Katniss or Johanna, whoever it was, killed him (oh, right, it was Katniss...), I was like, "OMFG, YOU GO GIRL!" Actually, no. That's something my teacher would say. But yeah, you know what I'm talking about. So yeah, and seriously. "Cashmere and Gloss?" I thought they were luxury items! Well, yeah, cashmere and gloss COULD be considered "luxury items", but seriously, naming some kids that? No way. That's stupid. So yeah, and the clock thing? Perfect. I loved it, and I could imagine everything. Oh, right, and I was about to talk about the jabberjay part. Okay, so when Finnick and Katniss were on the ground, I found it an immensely tense moment. I love how Suzanne Collins did that, because it showed me that even the strongest of them can be vunerable. This book definitely expressed a lot of her inner thoughts. Now, I keep speculating about who's gonna die, and especially who Katniss wants to be with, and if SHE dies. Wow, I think this is the longest review I've ever writted. XD Okay, then, adios. *leaves*

9th time through:

Sure, I skipped to the blood and gore, but whatever. Um...

Yeah. Just, amazing.

View all my reviews >>

NOM NOM

I HAVE FOREFITED THE CONTEST TO HELP ATHENA...

MOSTLY CUZ I DON'T HAVE ACCESS TO NINA'S BLOG.

*cackle*

MIDWEST!

SO, FOR THE FOOD CRAP AT MIDWEST, THIS IS WHAT I'M EATING.

DAY ONE:

BREAKFAST: COFFEE, HAM AND CHEESE CROISSANT, AND FRUIT.
LUNCH: WATER AND A TUNA PANINI SANDWICH.
DINNER: VEGGIE BURGER AND SIERRA MIST.

NOTE: ARE WE LIKE, TRAPPED IN THE HOTEL THE FIRST DAY? XD

DAY TWO:

BREAKFAST: JUICE, EGG AND CHEESE CROISSANT, AND A BANANA NUT MUFFIN.
LUNCH: SIERRA MIST AND A CHICKEN CAESAR SALAD.
DINNER: ITALIAN FOOD. XD

NOTE: YEAH, I'M HAVING SIERRA MIST EVERY DAY. THEY SERIOUSLY NEED BETTER CHOICES FOR DRINKS AT THAT HOTEL.

DAY THREE:

BREAKFAST: COFFEE, EGG CHEESE & BACON CROISSANT, AND A BLUEBERRY SCONE.
LUNCH: SIERRA MIST AND A CHICKEN CHIPOTLE SANDWICH.
DINNER: TBA

AND THEN WE LEAVE.

OH YEAH, I GET TO MISS 4 DAYS OF SCHOOL. *cackle*

DOOP DOO DOOP DOOO

SO I WAS BORED AND TAKING TRIVIA ON GOODREADS...

AND I SAW THIS. A HUNGER GAMES LOGO.

AND IT SAID "SCREW YOU EDWARD CULLEN" ON IT. XD

MY EXTREMELY LONG CATCHING FIRE REVIEW.

WHICH I CAN'T FIND RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE F'IN GOODREADS AIN'T LOADING!

D:<

THE CONTEST...

SO, ME, ATHENA, AND NINA ARE HAVING A CONTEST TO SEE WHO CAN POST THE MOST. (OMG, RHYMAGE!) ...

I HAVE LIKE, 30 SOMETHING POSTS. READY...

WHEEEE!

SO GUESS WHAT?

SO GUESS WHAT HAPPENED TODAY AT SCHOOL?

WE HAD TO CHANGE THE FREAKING BUSES, SO I RIDE A NEW BUS, RIGHT?

WELL, NOW, IT'S TWO PEOPLE A SEAT, WHEREAS IT USED TO BE ABOUT ONE PERSON A SEAT. I KNOW I SOUND REALLY BRATTY, BUT LISTEN, LAST YEAR, THERE WERE LIKE, 10 KIDS ON MY BUS. NOW THERE'S LIKE, 45. SEE THE DIFFERENCE?

>.<

CLAUSTRAPHOBIC MUCH?

OMG HAI THARE!

._.

UM

HAI.

SORRY, WAS IN THE BLOGGING MOOD. XD

HEY EVERYONE!

OMG, SO, I'M GONNA TALK ABOUT CHICAGO THIS WINTER.

THE FOOD, ACTUALLY. OKAY, SO FOR THE BREAKFAST OPTIONS EVERY FREAKING DAY, IT'S THIS.

PICK ONE:

Milk
Juice
Water
Coffee

UM, JUICE. WHAAT? WHAT KIND OF JUICE? APPLE JUICE? PICKLE JUICE? OR THAT CRAP THAT GOES IN THE TOILET WHEN YOU ERM... GO? AND FOR THE COFFEE, IS IT LIKE, BLACK OR SOMETHING? AND WHAT KIND OF MILK? DO THEY HAVE SOY MILK? BECAUSE I DON'T DRINK REGULAR MILK. REGULAR MILK IS FOR NUBS. (HEH. NO OFFENSE, ANYONE.)



FOOD:


Pick one:



Plain Bagel
Bacon and Egg & Cheese Croissant
Egg & Cheese Croissant
Ham & Cheese Croissant


YO, SERIOUSLY, WHAT ABOUT NORMAL FOOD, LIKE CEREAL OR SOMETHING? AND SERIOUSLY, IS THE BAGEL TOASTED? BECAUSE, IF IT WASN'T TOASTED, THAT WOULD BE AWFUL. AND WHAT'S WITH ALL THE CROISSANTS? WHAT ABOUT LIKE, EGGS AND BACON, OR GREEN EGGS AND HAM- OKAY, I'M JUST HAVING DR. SUESS MOMENTS NOW. BUT SERIOUSLY. NO FRENCH TOAST, NOTHING? JUST CROISSANTS? I HAVE THE FEELING OF RACISM HERE. PSH. FRENCH PEOPLE. (JK, JK, I REALLY MEANT COMMUNISTS.)


AND THE EXTRA OPTION: "You may choose one"


Whole Fruit
Blueberry Scone
Banana Nut Muffin
Fruit Cup


WHAT FRUIT CUP? IS IT FROZEN? AND SERIOUSLY, WHOLE FRUIT. WHAT KIND OF FRUIT? BY WHOLE DO YOU MEAN THE WHOLE THING? LIKE, WHAT IF I WANTED A WATERMELON? I MEAN, I CAN'T EVEN EAT THAT MUCH FOOD IN ONE MEAL. AND THE "BLUBERRY SCONE". WHAT THE FUDGE (which, by the way, I'm craving right now) IS THAT? AND THE BANANA NUT MUFFIN... WELL, I WANT TO PICK ON IT, BUT IT'S PERFECT. >.<


OKAY, LUNCH. 


Drinks:


Water
Soda (Pepsi, Diet Pepsie, Sierra Mist)
Milk

OKAY, AS I SAID, I DON'T DRINK MILK. SO THAT'S OUT OF THE QUESTION. AND WATER, JUST GET SOME FREAKING WATER BOTTLE AND FILL IT UP AT THE HOTEL. (WHICH, BY THE WAY, IS A FOUR STAR HOTEL NAMED THE SHEARTON OR SOMETHING.) AND SODA. SERIOUSLY, PEPSI AND DIET PEPSIE... WEIRD. I THINK I'LL JUST HAVE SIERRA MIST THE WHOLE TIME. >.< MAYBE WATER THE FIRST DAY. 


Food: 


Market Cobb Salad
Chicken Caesar Salad
Tuna Nicoise (veggies) Salad
Greek Salad
Roasted Turkey Sandwich
Portabella Sandwich
Tuna Panini Sandwich
Chicken Chipotle Sandwich
Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich


I DON'T REALLY HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS FOOD, BUT SERIOUSLY, PB & J? JUST MAKE THAT AT YOUR HOUSE. OTHER THAN THAT, WHAT THE SHIZ IS A MARKET COBB SALAD? XD


DINNER:


First night: Build your own Burger


Beef
Veggie


WELL, DUH, I'M GOING WITH VEGGIE. I HATE BURGERS. WELL, NOT HATE, MORE DISLIKE. XD


Drink:

Soda (Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Sierra Mist)
Water


UM... SODA, PLEASE.


Second Night: At Giordano's


Pizza (variety)
Pasta w/ meat or marinara sauce


Drinks:


Coke Products
Water


YESH, COKE?! TOTALLYYYY! I MEAN, I'LL GET TIRED OF THE SIERRA MIST. WAIT... REMIND ME THE COKE STUFF BESIDES DIET COKE, REGULAR, AND SPRITE. XD


Day Three Dinner: TBA


OKAY, NO, NO TBA. I DON'T WANT TO WAIT. XD


WELL, THAT'S IT. THAT WAS AN INCREDIBLY LONG POST, BUT WHATEVER. OKAY, TTYL!

HAAAAAAAAAY

HAY, MAHOMIES! (*cough* MAH HOMIES *cough cough*)

OKAY, MAYBE YOU AREN'T MY HOMIES. WELL, WHATEVER. XD

 

I GOT... GLASSES. THEY LOOK LIKE THIS.  XD


LAUGH AND BE PUNCHED IN THE FACE.

OH HO HO HO HO HO HO!

OH HO HO HO HO HO!

SO...


I GOT MY WOOD CLARINET TODAY!



OH HO HO HO


HO HO


HO.


OKAY.


THAT SOUNDS WRONG. BUT HEY, I GOT A BUFFET E11. YAYYY!


:D

HALLO!!!!!!!!!!! HALLo! HALlo! HAllo! Hallo! hallo! hallo...

...

Thaw- Fiona Robyn

Here's an excerpt  of a novel by Fiona Robyn, called Thaw- WHY CAN'T I FIND THE UNDERLINE ON THIS THING? *searches frantically* Well, crap, I can't find one. Guess I'll go with bold. Okay, as I was saying, Thaw.

Snap, I can't find the excerpt.

*spends another 30 minutes looking for it*

Ah. Found it.

These hands are ninety-three years old. They belong to Charlotte Marie Bradley Miller. She was so frail that her grand-daughter had to carry her onto the set to take this photo. It’s a close-up. Her emaciated arms emerge from the top corners of the photo and the background is black, maybe velvet, as if we’re being protected from seeing the strings. One wrist rests on the other, and her fingers hang loose, close together, a pair of folded wings. And you can see her insides.

The bones of her knuckles bulge out of the skin, which sags like plastic that has melted in the sun and is dripping off her, wrinkling and folding. Her veins look as though they’re stuck to the outside of her hands. They’re a colour that’s difficult to describe: blue, but also silver, green; her blood runs through them, close to the surface. The book says she died shortly after they took this picture. Did she even get to see it? Maybe it was the last beautiful thing she left in the world.

I’m trying to decide whether or not I want to carry on living. I’m giving myself three months of this journal to decide. You might think that sounds melodramatic, but I don’t think I’m alone in wondering whether it’s all worth it. I’ve seen the look in people’s eyes. Stiff suits travelling to work, morning after morning, on the cramped and humid tube. Tarted-up girls and gangs of boys reeking of aftershave, reeling on the pavements on a Friday night, trying to mop up the dreariness of their week with one desperate, fake-happy night. I’ve heard the weary grief in my dad’s voice.

So where do I start with all this? What do you want to know about me? I’m Ruth White, thirty-two years old, going on a hundred. I live alone with no boyfriend and no cat in a tiny flat in central London. In fact, I had a non-relationship with a man at work, Dan, for seven years. I’m sitting in my bedroom-cum-living room right now, looking up every so often at the thin rain slanting across a flat grey sky. I work in a city hospital lab as a microbiologist. My dad is an accountant and lives with his sensible second wife Julie, in a sensible second home. Mother finished dying when I was fourteen, three years after her first diagnosis. What else? What else is there?

Charlotte Marie Bradley Miller. I looked at her hands for twelve minutes. It was odd describing what I was seeing in words. Usually the picture just sits inside my head and I swish it around like tasting wine. I have huge books all over my flat — books you have to take in both hands to lift. I’ve had the photo habit for years. Mother bought me my first book, black and white landscapes by Ansel Adams. When she got really ill, I used to take it to bed with me and look at it for hours, concentrating on the huge trees, the still water, the never-ending skies. I suppose it helped me think about something other than what was happening. I learned to focus on one photo at a time rather than flicking from scene to scene in search of something to hold me. If I concentrate, then everything stands still. Although I use them to escape the world, I also think they bring me closer to it. I’ve still got that book. When I take it out, I handle the pages as though they might flake into dust.

Mother used to write a journal. When I was small, I sat by her bed in the early mornings on a hard chair and looked at her face as her pen spat out sentences in short bursts. I imagined what she might have been writing about — princesses dressed in star-patterned silk, talking horses, adventures with pirates. More likely she was writing about what she was going to cook for dinner and how irritating Dad’s snoring was.

I’ve always wanted to write my own journal, and this is my chance. Maybe my last chance. The idea is that every night for three months, I’ll take one of these heavy sheets of pure white paper, rough under my fingertips, and fill it up on both sides. If my suicide note is nearly a hundred pages long, then no-one can accuse me of not thinking it through. No-one can say, ‘It makes no sense; she was a polite, cheerful girl, had everything to live for,’ before adding that I did keep myself to myself. It’ll all be here. I’m using a silver fountain pen with purple ink. A bit flamboyant for me, I know. I need these idiosyncratic rituals; they hold things in place. Like the way I make tea, squeezing the tea-bag three times, the exact amount of milk, seven stirs. My writing is small and neat; I’m striping the paper. I’m near the bottom of the page now. Only ninety-one more days to go before I’m allowed to make my decision. That’s it for today. It’s begun.

 Pretty interesting, right?

I'm super excited to read this, and I hope you guys are too.

Cya!

*poke*

Hey!

Heeey!

Turn your head...

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.noʎ ,uı11ǝʇ ʇ,uıɐ ı ʇɐɥʇ

...dıssob ʎɔınظ ǝɯos sʇob ı 'os

(:

...ǝɟı1 ʎɯ ʇnoqɐ ʇsod ɐuuob ɯ,ı '11ǝʍ .ɥɐ1q ɥɐ1q ɥɐ1q ¡uʍop ǝpısdn s,ʇı 'ɥsob ʎɯ ɥo 'buıʞuıɥʇ ǝɹ,noʎ ʇɐɥʍ ʍouʞ ı ¡uuǝظ sı sıɥʇ ¡ǝuoʎɹǝʌǝ ʎǝɥ

O.O

HEEEEEEEEEY EVERYBODY!

...

THINK THAT'S IT....

ADIOS.

:D

SO, SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE STARTED ON WEDNESDAY!

XD


WELL, I ONLY GOT TO WATCH THE LAST AUDITION, BUT AS OF TODAY, I WILL BE REVIEWING EVERY EPISODE!


EXCEPT FOR THE FIRST ONE.


AND THE SECOND ONE. 


I'LL UPDATE ON THURSDAYS, SO STAY TUNED, AND STAY IN SCHOOL!

AAAAAAUGHHHHHHHHHHHH

OKAY, FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO R ALSO BLOGGERS OUT THERE...

HOW THE HECK DO YOU HAVE A PIC FOR THE FOLLOWING THE BLOG THING?!?!

I MEAN, I SERIOUSLY CAN NEVER DO THAT! PLZ COMMENT! IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY!

LMAO

As ya'll know, I'm on a Max Ride spoof craze. Okay, if you haven't read the third book (unless you're Stefan) DON'T READ IT.

 

:)

OKAY, SO I FOUND THIS PIC ONLINE. IF YOU HAVE NOT READ MAX, DO NOT READ THIS. IT MAY BE INAPPROPRIATE, BUT WHATEVER. [:

ZOOM! (ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM! LOL, SRY.)

http://fc05.deviantart.com/fs44/f/2009/085/2/6/Maximum_Ride_Remix_Meme_by_cbaby167.jpg

AWWWW

Okay, so, for those of you who read Max Ride, I found this pic on the internet and found it ADORABLE.

Check it out!

If you don't get it...

Oh, jeez.

-_-

*pokes Fang*

He looks like a little girl.

*eyes bulge out*

I wants those overalls...

Wait...

I don't wear overalls. O_O

Awww, their leetle wings are so small!

Jeez, they're small... And Jeb's huuuuuuuuuuuuuge!

How old are they, 1? (Trust me, for those of you who don't read Max Ride, they sure could be.)

THIS IS SO SAD.

I AM DEPRESSED.

YOU KNOW WHY?

I WON'T TELL YOU, CUZ I DON'T KNOW EITHER.

SORRY, I JUST HAD TO POST. I'M BORED AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO BESIDES STARE AT MY COMPUTER SCREEN LIKE THIS.

8|

KK, TTYL!

NINA!

SOOO... I was looking at Nina's blog... and they had this tag thingy, so I'm gonna post it here. Here it is:

If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling.
If you get more than 20, you're paranoid.
If you get 11-20, you're normal.
If you get 10 or less, you're fearless.
Tag 10 of your friends and find out if they have paranoia.

I fear...

[ ] black people
[ ] the dark
[ ] staying single forever
[ ] being a parent
[ ] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[*] closed spaces
[ ] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[ ] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants

Total so far:1

[*] being touched
[ ] fire
[ ] deep water
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[*] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[ ] rats
[ ] jumping from high places
[ ] snow

Total so far:3

[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[ ] crossing hanging bridges
[*] death
[ ] heaven
[ ] being robbed/mugged
[ ] falling
[ ] clowns
[*]dolls
[*] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[ ] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors
[ ] tornadoes

Total so far: 6

[ ] hurricanes
[*] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] friday the 13th
[] ghosts
[ ] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[*] odd numbers
[*] even numbers
[ ] being alone
[*] becoming blind
[*] becoming deaf
[*] growing up, old

Total so far: 12
[ ] creepy noises in the night
[ ] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[ ] needles
[*] blood

Total: 13

:3

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

SO GUESS WHAT?

TODAY, MY FRIEND TIFFANY CAME OVER, WELL, SHE'S STILL HERE, BUT-

TIFF: WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY?

JENN: NOTHING, JUST DON'T INTERUPT ME.

TIFF: KAY......

JENN: SO, I WAS SHOWING HER SOMETHING IN THE GARAGE, AND LIKE MOST HOUSES IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD, THE INSIDE OF THE HOUSE'S DOORS ARE ALWAYS UNLOCKED, BUT WHEN YOU COME FROM THE OUTSIDE, IT MIGHT BE.

SO I FORGOT TO CHECK, AND WE ACTUALLY GOT LOCKED OUT.

WE STAYED OUTSIDE FOR LIKE, 30 MINUTES, AND LIKE-

TIFF: JENN, IT WAS LIKE, TEN.

JENN: HEY, THAT RHYMES! WHEEEEEE! ANYWAY, WE WERE BANGING ON THE DOOR AND MY DAD WAS UP IN THE ATTIC SO HE COULDN'T HEAR US, SO WE HAD TO RING THE DOORBELL LIKE, A HUNDRED TI-

TIFF: MORE LIKE 20.

JENN: ... GREAT. WELL, IT'S 1/5, I WAS CLOSER THIS TIME... NO WAIT...

YEAH, SO THEN MY DAD FINALLY LET US IN AND WE WERE LIKE, CRACKING UP.

TIFF: IT WAS AN ADVENTURE!

JENN: YEAH, YEAH.

SO, IN OTHER NEWS, I GOT CATCHING FIRE, THE NEW HUNGER GAMES BOOK! IT IS SOOOOOOOOO GOOD.

TIFF: UH... YOU MEAN THE KILLING/MAIMING BOOK?

JENN: YEAH, THAT.

WELL, YEAH, I'M REALLY HYPER RIGHT NOW AND I THINK I'M GONNA BREAK THE COMPUTER IF I STAY ON LONGER, SO SEE YA!

WELL, I DON'T KNOW HALF OF YA'LL THAT ARE READING THIS... BUT WHO CARES.

TIFF: ONE MORE THING!  DID YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU MIX THE LETTERS OF WHO, YOU GET HOW! I FIGURED THAT OUT YESTERDAY!

JENN: WHOA! THAT IS SO AWESOME! HIGH FIVE!

OWWWWWW!! MY FINGER!

WE NEED TO WORK ON THIS HI-FIVING THING...

-_-

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

ARGHHHHHHHHH! SCHOOL TOMORROW!

NYAH, SO MAD....


G2G PICK OUT MAH OUTFIT...


CYA GUYS...

HEYYYYY

HEY, THIS IS JENN AND MAH FRIEND NINA!

NINA: WHY HALLO...

JENN: SO, SHE'S OVER AT MAH HOUSE!

I THINK THAT'S IT...

O.O

KTHXBI.

HEY!

HEY EVERYONE! 

I'D JUST LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT NIGAHIGA'S SHORT FILM, NINJA MELK, WAS MADE!

I'M GONNA POST THE LINK UP RIGHT HERE, SO YA'LL SHOULD WATCH IT! 

:3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIz3cb_igD4

ENJOY!

YAY!

I GOTS...


PACKAGE PEANUTS!

HOLD THE APPLAUSE...

AND GUESS WHAT...

WE'RE GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD TOGETHER! YIPPIE!

BTW...

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT EXFOLIATING MEANS?

*shrugs*

WELL, IF YOU'D LIKE TO BECOME PART OF THE PLOT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD, COMMENT!

KTHXBI! 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WELL, I FOUND THIS OUT A WHILE AGO, BUT I FORGOT TO BLOG IT...



GUESS WHO'S DIRECTING THE MAXIMUM RIDE MOVIE??!?!






WAIT FOR IT....

















CATHERINE HARDWICKE.


IF YOU HAVE NO FRICKIN' IDEA WHO SHE IS, SHE'S THE WOMAN THAT MADE AN ALREADY RUINED BOOK WORSE.


AND IF YOU STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT, I'LL SAY, WELL, MORE TYPE, ONE WORD.



TWILIGHT. I CAN TELL SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "OH, BUT I LOVE TWILIGHT!" BUT I THINK IT'S THE WORST BOOK IN THE WORLD. GOT IT?


SO ANYWAY, SHE'S DIRECTING THE MAX. RIDE MOVIE, WHICH I THINK IS ONE OF THE BEST BOOKS IN THE WORLD.


AND SHE'S GONNA RUIN IT.


AND GUESS WHO THEY'RE THINKING OF CASTING AS FANG AND MAX?


YUP, YOU GUESSED IT.


KRISTEN STEWART AND ROBERT PATTISON.


AND NOW, I BEGIN TO RANT.


OKAY, WHATEVER, PATTERSON SOLD THE FILM RIGHTS. WHO CARES,  BLAH BLAH BLAH, I'D LOVE TO SEE IT AS A MOVIE! SO ANYWAY, HOW COULD THAT FREAKIN' WOMAN CA- I CAN'T SAY HER NAME TWICE IN ONE BLOG, THAT'S LIKE, A SIN. SO ANYWAY, SHE MADE TWILIGHT AND I WAS LAUGHING THE ENTIRE TIME, AND THE INSIDE OF MY HEAD SCREAMING, "NOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOO! WHY AM I WATCHING THIS?!?!?!!" AND YEAH, SO THAT HAPPENED. I MEAN, AND ROBERT PATTISON AS FANG? HE DOESN'T HAVE THE LOOKS! HE CAN'T BE A DARK, SILENT DUDE! WHY WOULD HE BE GOOD AS FANG? GIVE ME 3 GOOD REASONS! AND SERIOUSLY, KRISTEN STEWART? SHE CAN'T BE MAX! SHE CAN'T BE LIKE HER! *pant pant* I THINK THAT'S IT, I'LL RANT MORE LATER. CYA!


:3

CHALUPA!

BUT THEY'RE LIKE, TACOS.

CHALUPAS?
YES, SEXY, SEXY CHALUPAS.

AND I WOULD BE THE SEXIEST CHALUPA OF THEM ALL.

*awkward silence*

HELLO, THERE...

...

I AM EXTREMELY BORED...

O.o

SOOOOOOOOO

I'M GONNA POST UP SOME FILMCOW VIDEOS.

KAY.

TTYL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNZzJELbFRI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JepOL9EMDqU&feature=channel_page

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfSwEaeOsJE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZUPCB9533Y&feature=channel_page

Some Book Recommendations ^-^

Hey, it's Fred! ... No, wait...

Well, that's not the point.

I has...

BOOK RECOMMENDATIONS!

So... These may be a bit weird, but...

:)

The Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling

Genre: Fantasy

I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE this series. (Sure, I may not love the characters, but...) Meet Harry Potter, boy wizard. Dead parents. Homicidal maniac (well, that's how people describe Voldy, but I just think he's plain awesome) coming after him. It just draws you in and makes you want to scream, "GIVE ME THE NEXT BOOK!" and have a fit when you finish the seventh book and whisper, "Oh my gosh, there's no more." And cry. A great book for all ages... Well, maybe not the last ones... But... You get my point.

The Percy Jackson Series

Genre: Mythology

A great series, with a twist on Greek mythology. Percy Jackson, son of Poseidon. Destined to save or destroy the world. (cough cough raze) Makes you get the first book and you can't stop reading the series. I, actually, have read this series at least 3 times each book (same with the Harry Potter series). Adventure, fantasy, and ancient Greek myths. Even with a bit of romance, too. (*cough cough* PERCABETH.) Hm... is that color that I used for the green the color of Percy's eyes? Cuz that's what I intended... Stupid blog thing, why isn't there sea green on here?!?!?! Read it. (Note: In librarys, it may be hard to find, the last book just came out in May.) GO KRONOS! WOOT WOOT!

*awkward silence*

The Maximum Ride Series

Genre: Science Fiction

I love this series. The main character: Max. She and her flock, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, and Angels are well... Freaks. Genetic mutant bird kids made by these weird evil scientists. Grew up in cages, in the "School", experimented on. Saved by one of the "whitecoats." Now, the whitecoat, Jeb, disappeared. Died. Max has become the leader of their flock, and they fight off Erasers, wolf/human genetic freaks (okay, i gotta stop using that term, it's just plain rude) and other people and the School's creations. A series that'll draw you in and you want the next book so badly. I actually have to say, one of the books... Well, it sucked. Didn't understand it. But still, I'm pretty sure that you'll enjoy the series if you read it... Kay, that was a bad review... :|

The Sisterhood of The Traveling Pants Series

Genre: Realistic fiction, friendship

4 girls. Extremely close friends. Carmen, Tibby, Lena, and Bridget's first summer apart. They find a pair of pants that fit all of them, though they are different sizes and erm... Shaped. (lol) These pants keep them together in hard times and when they need each other the most. The pants keep them whole. A great series, about 4 friends who love each other more than they love themselves. I recommend this for ages 11 and up. A great story about friendship. It'll make you happy, sad, and in between. Um... I have no way to end this so I'll just do it like this... O.o

The Hunger Games

Genre: Science Fiction, war

12 districs. 24 teens. A fight to the death. Welcome to the Hunger Games. Katniss Everdeen's little sister is chosen for the Hunger Games. Instead, Katniss takes her place. As she is in the games, she will have to survive. Avoid death. Even kill. A great book that'll draw you in. It may be a bit gory, but it still is very good. Uh... What else... *shrugs* I guess that's it.

Kay, I'm gonna add more recommendations later, I guess. Adios, people.

No wait...

I don't speak spanish...

O.o

O. M. G.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I WAS SO STUPID!

ON AUGUST 18TH, IT WAS PERCY JACKSON'S BIRTHDAY! *face-hand* STUPID. STUPID. STUPID.

(lol, sorry, I'm obsessed with the PJO series.)

OH YEAH, AND A NOTE TO NINA, I'VE FOUND THE PAGE WHERE THE "ATTEND ME, NAKAMURA," THING IS. PG. 318. OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. ^-^

AND I FORGOT HARRY'S BIRTHDAY TOO...

*sigh*

I BETTER CELEBRATE THEM NEXT YEAR...

*mutters* STUPID, STUPID...

BTW...

CLICK!

OH HAI THERE

SO...

I HAVE A DRAGON CAVE ACCOUNT...

(AS MOST OF U KNOW)

EVERY OTHER DAY, I PROBABLY WILL BE POSTING DRAGONS AND EGGS AND HATCHLINGS THAT THAT JUNK. SO CLICK EM.

K THX BI.

....

WELL, FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO KNOW ME FROM THE GOODREADS GROUP, POLLS, YOU KNOW THAT I AM TOTALLY OBSESSED WITH GETTING THESE WEIRD PETS AND NAMING THE-

OH. MY. GOSH.

IT'S A BUNNY!

*screams*

I'M GONNA NAME YOU STEVE!

*runs*

COME BACK HERE STEVE! STEVE!!!!!!!! HOW THE SHIZ DO YOU RUN SO FAST?!?! STEEEEEEVEEEEEEE! STEEEEVEEEEEEE! STEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEE!

WELL, HE RAN AWAY...

LIKE THEY ALL DO...

YOU WILL PAY, STEVE, YOU WILL PAY...

WELL, TTYL! I GOTTA GO FIND STEVE.

(FOR YA'LL WHO'S LIKE, "YOU ALREADY POSTED THIS," ACUSHUALLY, I DELETED THAT POST... FONT TO SMALL... I KNOW, I'M PICKY.)

PICS

HEY, EVERYONE! I WAS SERIOUSLY BORED SO I JUST POSTED A BUNCH OF PICS.

:P

Percy Jackson Movie Rant

SO, AS I SAID IN MY BEFORE POST, I LIKE RANTING. SO, I'M GONNA RANT ABOUT THE PERCY JACKSON MOVIE.

OH MY FREAKING GOSH THEY DID TEH MOST HORRIBLE CHOICES FOR THE PJO MOVIE! I MEAN, ALEXANDRA DADDARIO IS FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, LIKE, 23 PASSING OFF AS A FREAKING TWELVE YEAR OLD! AND SERIOUSLY, BRANDON T. JACKSON OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS?!?!?!! I MEAN, COME ON! YEAH, YEAH, I THINK THEY ONLY DID LIKE, SOME CORRECT CASTINGS. I MEAN, LOOK AT THE HARRY POTTER MOVIE NUMBER 1! PRETTY GOOD CASTINGS, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?!?!?!? AND GUESS WHAT!?!?!?! PEOPLE ARE SAYING THAT DEMI LOVATO WOULD BE A GOOD RACHEL. RACHEL!!!!! SHE'S A RED-HEAD! DEMI LOVATO? UM, BRUNETTE! SERIOUSLY, WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO CHRIS COLUMBUS'S CASTING SKILLS?!?!?! RAR....

*pant pant*

WELL... I THINK THAT'S IT FOR NOW. I'LL POST MORE ABOUT THIS WHEN I GET MORE INFO ABOUT THE MOVIE.

O.o

OH. MY. GOSH.

I'M BLOGGING!

...

SO, I'M JENN AND I'M UH...

WELL, I DON'T WANNA REVEAL MY REAL AGE SO I'LL SAY THAT I'M 13.

CUZ APPARENTLY, I ACT LIKE THAT OR SOMETHING... O.o

SO, I DON'T WANNA GO THROUGH ALL THIS INTRESTS JUNK AND JUST GET TO THE POSTING.

I AM A TOTAL BOOK FREAK. I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, BOOKS.

MY FAVORITE SHOW IS SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE.

MY FAVORITE STORE IS EITHER AEROPOSTALE OR RUE 21.

I AM SUPER HYPER.

I LIKE CAPS LOCK. (AS YOU CAN SEE.)

I TALK REALLY REALLY REALLY FAST.

I'M HYPER AND WEIRD.

I STARTED THIS WHOLE WEIRD BLOGGING THING CUZ I WAS BORED AND WANTED TO FIND A PLACE FOR RANTING. OH LOOK. A RANTING PLACE.

UH...

I'LL POST MORE LATER.